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ARE YA READY, KIDS?Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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I CAN'T HEARYOU.

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Kids: [SHOUTING]
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE
DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ READY? ♪

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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ♪

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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

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[WHISTLING]

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[WAVES CRASHING...
SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

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[upbeat music]

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YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, SIR?

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PULL UP A SEAT, BOY.

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MR. KRABS,
THERE AREN'T ANY CHAIRS.

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SIT DOWN.

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NOW, YOU'VE WORKED HERE
FOR QUITE SOME TIME, BOY.

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OH, YES, SIR, AND THEY'VE BEEN
THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE, SIR.

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THAT SAD FACT ASIDE, MIDWAY
THROUGH TODAY'S LUNCH RUSH

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WE RAN OUT OF
THE SECRET INGREDIENT
TO THE SECRET FORMULA.

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[GASPING]

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NO!

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LISTEN UP, BOY.

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ANY MINUTE NOW, A TRUCK DRIVER
IS GOING TO ARRIVE

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AND I'M ENTRUSTING YOU TO
RETRIEVE THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

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AND I NEED YOU TO DO THIS
WITHOUT ANY FOUL-UPS.

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UNDERSTAND?

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COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?

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IT'S TIME!

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[SIREN BLARING...]

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NOW GO!

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AND MAKE SURE TO GUARD IT
WITH YOUR LIFE!

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I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

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WAIT!YES?

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IF SOMETHING HAPPENS
TO THAT SECRET INGREDIENT

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DON'T BOTHER COMING
BACK TO WORK.

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[WHIMPERING]

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YOU BOB PANTS?

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UH, SPONGEBOB.

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CLOSE ENOUGH.

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NOW GET OUT OF HERE, KID.

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PLENTY OF FOLKS
WOULD LOVE TO GET A HOLD
OF THAT INGREDIENT.

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YES, SIR.

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AND NOW, LET'S GET YOU
INTO THE KRABBY PATTIES,
SECRET "INGREDIENTY."

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[GASPING]

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WHERE IS IT?

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WHERE IS IT, WHERE IS IT?

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NO!

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WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO
THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET RECIPE?

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WHAT'S THIS?

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A HOLE?

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HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

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A CLEAN INCISION.

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ALMOST AS IF SOMEONE,
OR SOMETHING,
DID THIS ON PURPOSE.

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THAT'S IT!

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A THIEF MUST'VE CUT
A HOLE AND SWIPED
THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

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BUT WHO?

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Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB!

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
LOLLYGAGGING ABOUT?

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GET BACK TO WORK.

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[STAMMERING], RIGHT AWAY, SIR.

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HOP TO IT.

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THERE'S LOTS OF HUNGRY
CUSTOMERS OUT THERE.

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[GROANING]

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MR. KRABS TRUSTED ME,
AND I LET HIM DOWN.

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Patrick: HI, SPONGEBOB.

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HI, PATRICK.

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MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME.

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WITH WHAT?

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WITH THIS.

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HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

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NOT THAT KIND OF HELP.

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THIS USED TO HAVE
THE KRABBY PATTY
SECRET INGREDIENT INSIDE.

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BUT NOW, IT'S MISSING.

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WHAT?

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SOMEONE STOLE IT, PATRICK.

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AND WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO.

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FIND OUT!

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YOU AND I ARE GONNA HAVE TO DO
A LITTLE DETECTIVE WORK.

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WHAT ARE WE EATING
THIS TIME, KAREN?

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Computer voice: SOMETHING NEW.

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OH, YOU MEAN THE SECRET RECIPE
I CAME UP WITH?

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SpongeBob: AH-HA!

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I KNEW IT WAS YOU!

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WHAT WAS ME?

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OH, COME ON, PLANKTON.

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DON'T PLAY DUMB.

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YOU KNOW YOU STOLE THE SECRET
KRABBY PATTY INGREDIENT.

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PSH.
IS THIS A JOKE?

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WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME?

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IS IT?

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UH... NO?

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[LAUGHING]

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GOOD ONE.

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[LAUGHING]

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ALL RIGHT, NO MORE JOKES.

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EITHER YOU TELL ME WHERE
THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS

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OR WE'LL BE FORCED TO USE
OTHER MEANS OF MAKING YOU TALK.

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SORRY, I REALLY
HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU.

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THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?

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[GROANING]

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OK, YOU'VE CAUGHT ME.

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AND SO, THE TRUTH
FLOWETH FORTH.

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YES, IT IS A KRABBY PATTY.

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MM-HM.

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BUT IT'S MY VERSION
OF A KRABBY PATTY.

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[STAMMERING]

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AFTER THOUSANDS OF FAILED
ATTEMPTS TO STEAL THE RECIPE

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I LEARNED ALL BUT ONE INGREDIENT
NEEDED TO MAKE KRABBY PATTIES.

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THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT.

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THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

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OVER THE YEARS,
I'VE METHODICALLY GONE THROUGH

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ALMOST EVERY LETTER
IN THE ALPHABET.

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RIGHT NOW, I'M ON THE "R"s, AND
I'VE GOTTEN UP TO RAW SEWAGE.

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YUCK!

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TRY IT.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

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WELL, HE'S CLEAN.

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BUT IF PLANKTON DIDN'T STEAL
THE INGREDIENT, WHO DID?

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GOOD QUESTION.

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ONLY SOMEONE WHO SPECIALIZES
IN SCIENCE COULD
REVERSE ENGINEER THE RECIPE

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BASED ON THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

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HM, A SCIENTIST.

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THERE SHE IS.

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YOU HANG BACK.

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I'M GOING IN FOR A CLOSER LOOK.

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[GASPING]

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OH MY GOSH.

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IT IS SANDY.

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[GRUNTING]

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SpongeBob: ENJOYING THEM
KRABBY PATTIES, LADY?

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SPONGEBOB.

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HOW LONG YOU BEEN
STANDING THERE, BUDDY?

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OH, LONG ENOUGH, BUDDY.

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I WAS JUST STORING FOOD
FOR THE IMPENDING WINTER.

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WANT ONE?

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I'M ON TO YOU, SQUIRREL.

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[SNIFFING]

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YOU THOUGHT NO ONE
COULD FIGURE IT OUT,
BUT I PIECED IT TOGETHER.

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I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU GOT
ALL THOSE PATTIES.

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WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU
GETTING AT, SPONGEBOB?

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WHAT I AM GETTING AT
IS THAT YOU CLOAKED YOURSELF
IN AN INVISIBILITY POTION...

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SNUCK THROUGH
THE SECURITY PERIMETER...

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WHAT WAS THAT?

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HERE'S THE SECRET
KRABBY PATTY INGREDIENT.

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SpongeBob: THEN USED
A TIME-FREEZING DEVICE
TO FREEZE TIME...

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USED A LASER BEAM
TO CUT OPEN THE CASE

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STOLE THE KRABBY PATTY
SECRET INGREDIENT,
REVERSE ENGINEERED IT

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AND MADE YOUR OWN PATTIES,
SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY.

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OR PERHAPS, I WALKED INTO
THE KRUSTY KRAB, PURCHASED THEM

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AND RECEIVED A RECEIPT FOR
THESE LEGALLY OBTAINED PATTIES.

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283 KRABBY PATTIES.

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[LAUGHING]

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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I COOKED THIS ORDER.

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I GUESS THIS MEANS
YOU DIDN'T USE A LASER BEAM
OR INVISIBILITY.

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SPONGEBOB, NEXT TIME,
BEFORE YOU RUN AROUND
ACCUSING PEOPLE OF THINGS

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MAKE SURE YOUR OWN HOUSE
IS IN ORDER FIRST.

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MY OWN HOUSE, HUH?

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WHY'D YOU DO IT, GARY?

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[SQUEAKING]

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YOU'VE TOLD US THAT STORY
100 TIMES NOW, GARY.

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UNFORTUNATELY, MY PARTNER AND I
DON'T WANT TO HEAR STORIES.

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WE WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH.

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LOOK, WE KNOW YOU STOLE
THE SECRET INGREDIENT,
AND IT'S OBVIOUS HOW YOU DID IT.

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FIRST, YOU HITCHED A RIDE
ON A SECURITY CHOPPER.

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THEN, JUMPED INTO
THE DROP ZONE.

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AND THEN, WHEN I STOPPED
TO PULL UP MY SOCK

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YOU SNUCK UP BEHIND ME AND DID
WHAT ANY SNAIL COULD DO.

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YOU SHOT CORROSIVE ACID
FROM YOUR TEAR DUCTS,
WHICH MELTED THE CASE

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ALLOWING YOU TO STEAL
THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

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[SQUEAKING]

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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, GARY.

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THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE.

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I NEVER WOULD HAVE STOPPED
TO PULL UP MY SOCK
DURING A PICKUP.

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[SQUEAKING]

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WHAT'S THAT, GARY?

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[SQUEAKING]

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YOU DID SEE SOMEONE
LEAVING THE KRUSTY KRAB

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WITH A MYSTERIOUS
BLACK CASE THAT NIGHT?

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MR. SNAIL, COULD YOU PLEASE
DESCRIBE THIS, THIS MARAUDER
TO THE SKETCH ARTIST.

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[SQUEAKING]

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[PATRICK GRUNTING...][GARY SQUEAKING...]

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[GASPING]

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

194
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IT WAS SQUIDWARD!

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OPEN UP IN THERE, TENTACLES.

196
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WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.

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WE JUST WANT TO ASK YOU
A FEW...

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HE'S NOT COOPERATING.

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YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

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AND ONE, AND...

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[SCREAMING]

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WE GOT YOU!

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YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD
HIDE YOUR CRIMES.

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BUT WE "HEAR-ED"
WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

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IF I CARED,
I'D ASK WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

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WELL, I'M GLAD YOU ASKED

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BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT
YOU STEALING THE KRABBY PATTY
SECRET INGREDIENT.

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AND WE HAVE AN EYEWITNESS
WHO SAW YOU LEAVING

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THE SCENE OF THE CRIME
WITH A MYSTERIOUS BLACK CASE.

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A CASE LIKE THIS?

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YES.

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BECAUSE YOU CAN'T
MAKE KRABBY PATTIES WITHOUT...

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[GASPING]

214
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TAP DANCING SHOES?

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THAT'S RIGHT.

216
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I WAS IN A TAP CONTEST
ON THE NIGHT IN QUESTION

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AS YOU CAN SEE FROM
MY THIRD PLACE MEDALLION.

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I GUESS THIS MEANS YOU DIDN'T
STEAL THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

219
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GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

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SpongeBob: MR. KRABS!

221
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I DON'T KNOW HOW, SIR, BUT...

222
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BUT SOMEBODY STOLE THE
KRABBY PATTY SECRET INGREDIENT!

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SPONGEBOB!

224
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YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF GUARDING
THAT SECRET INGREDIENT
WITH YOUR LIFE.

225
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I KNOW, MR. KRABS.

226
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IT JUST SLIPPED AWAY
FROM ME SOMEHOW.

227
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WELL, DO YOU HAVE
ANY LEADS OR CLUES?

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ALL I KNOW IS THAT
IT HAD TO BE SOMEONE
WHO KNEW ABOUT THE DELIVERY

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AND WAS AT THE KRUSTY KRAB
DURING THE DELIVERY.

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AND THIS PERSON
WOULD HAVE TO KNOW

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WHAT TO DO WITH THE SECRET
INGREDIENT WHEN HE GOT IT.

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THAT WOULD BE YOU, SPONGEBOB.

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YOU STOLE ME SECRET INGREDIENT.

234
00:09:58,689 --> 00:10:00,448
ME?
THAT'S RIGHT.

235
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,034
AND I KNOW EXACTLY
HOW YOU CARRIED OUT
THIS LITTLE CAPER.

236
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:07,482
YOU OBVIOUSLY SET UP A DECOY
TO TAKE THE DELIVERY.

237
00:10:07,551 --> 00:10:12,068
THEN WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING,
YOU SWOOPED IN,
STOLE THE SECRET INGREDIENT

238
00:10:12,137 --> 00:10:14,379
AND SPIRITED IT AWAY
TO THE CHUM BUCKET

239
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,344
WHERE YOU SOLD IT TO PLANKTON
TO MAKE A QUICK BUCK.

240
00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:19,517
DON'T TALK.

241
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:22,206
YOU CAN TELL IT TO THE COPS,
'CAUSE I'M CALLING 'EM
RIGHT NOW.

242
00:10:22,275 --> 00:10:23,310
NO NEED.

243
00:10:23,379 --> 00:10:24,793
WE HEARD IT ALL
FROM THIS BARREL.

244
00:10:24,862 --> 00:10:27,034
THEN ARREST THIS THIEF,
OFFICER.

245
00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:31,482
MR. KRABS, ISN'T THAT
THE STOLEN SECRET INGREDIENT?

246
00:10:31,551 --> 00:10:32,965
[GASPING]

247
00:10:33,034 --> 00:10:35,000
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, SPONGEBOB?

248
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,137
I'M NOT HOLDING
ANY SECRET INGREDIENT.

249
00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:40,068
AM I TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU
STOLE THE ITEM IN QUESTION?

250
00:10:40,137 --> 00:10:43,344
WELL, I WOULDN'T
CALL IT STEALING.

251
00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:46,172
AND YOU WERE GONNA
LET SOMEONE ELSE TAKE THE FALL
FOR THIS LITTLE CAPER.

252
00:10:46,241 --> 00:10:47,241
I CAN EXPLAIN.

253
00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:48,517
PLEASE DO.

254
00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:50,655
IT'S SIMPLE.

255
00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:54,241
$1.99 IS A LOT TO PAY
FOR THE SECRET INGREDIENT
EVERY TIME I GET A DELIVERY

256
00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:58,827
SO I... TOOK IT,
TO AVOID PAYING, YOU KNOW.

257
00:10:58,896 --> 00:11:03,172
I THINK JUDGE TROUT
WILL BE VERY INTERESTED
TO HEAR THIS LITTLE STORY.

258
00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:04,379
WHAT?

259
00:11:04,448 --> 00:11:05,896
WHAT'D I DO?

260
00:11:08,448 --> 00:11:10,448
ALL RISE.

261
00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:12,482
EUGENE KRABS.

262
00:11:12,551 --> 00:11:14,344
YOUR HONOR.

263
00:11:14,413 --> 00:11:17,689
AS PUNISHMENT FOR COMMITTING
THE CRIME OF GRAND THEFT

264
00:11:17,758 --> 00:11:23,724
I SENTENCE YOU TO GIVE AWAY
KRABBY PATTIES FOR FREE
ALL DAY TOMORROW.

265
00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:26,517
GIVE AWAY ME PATTIES FOR FREE?

266
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,310
OH, NO.

267
00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:30,551
I COULDN'T BEAR
THE SIGHT OF THAT.

268
00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:32,551
[SOBBING]

269
00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,310
[MR. KRABS SCREAMING...]

270
00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:37,310
STEP RIGHT UP AND GET
YOUR FREE KRABBY PATTIES.

271
00:11:37,379 --> 00:11:40,103
[MR. KRABS SCREAMING...]

272
00:11:46,862 --> 00:11:50,931
[LAUGHING]

273
00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:57,379
[upbeat music]

274
00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:07,724
[PLANKTON GRUMBLING]

275
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:10,862
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

276
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,793
[SCREAMING]

277
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,310
Computer voice:
What's wrong now?

278
00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:15,482
SAME AS ALWAYS.

279
00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:17,137
LOOK.
EMPTY AGAIN.

280
00:12:17,206 --> 00:12:19,586
So what are you gonna
do about it?

281
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,241
I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!

282
00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:23,172
[SOBBING]

283
00:12:23,241 --> 00:12:25,172
[COMPUTER IMITATING CRYING]

284
00:12:25,241 --> 00:12:26,689
Why don't you just work
on a new recipe?

285
00:12:26,758 --> 00:12:28,689
WHAT'S THE POINT?

286
00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:30,448
I HAVEN'T HAD
A CUSTOMER IN YEARS.

287
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,344
Male voice: HELLO?

288
00:12:32,413 --> 00:12:34,206
AWAY WITH YOU!

289
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,310
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT
I'M SELF-LOATHING HERE?

290
00:12:36,379 --> 00:12:37,724
SORRY.

291
00:12:37,793 --> 00:12:39,862
I JUST WANTED A CHUM STICK.WHAT?

292
00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:42,379
YES, I'D LIKE ONE
OF YOUR CHUM STICKS.

293
00:12:42,448 --> 00:12:43,689
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

294
00:12:43,758 --> 00:12:45,448
NO, I'M SERIOUS.

295
00:12:45,517 --> 00:12:46,413
I WANT A CHUM STICK.

296
00:12:46,482 --> 00:12:47,758
UH, OK.

297
00:12:47,827 --> 00:12:51,517
IF YOU INSIST.

298
00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:53,206
OH NO, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME.

299
00:12:53,275 --> 00:12:54,551
Creature: MM-MM.

300
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:57,275
[SLURPING]

301
00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:01,275
I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE
ACTUALLY ENJOYS MY CHUM.

302
00:13:01,344 --> 00:13:03,275
[LAUGHING]

303
00:13:03,344 --> 00:13:05,448
NOW, THIS WAS SO GOOD, I'M GONNA
HAVE TO COME BACK TOMORROW.

304
00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:06,965
HERE YOU GO.

305
00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:08,551
SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

306
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,241
DID YOU SEE THAT?

307
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,724
I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO
THREATEN HIS LIFE.

308
00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:13,379
HE LOVED IT!

309
00:13:13,448 --> 00:13:14,551
How'd you pull that off?

310
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,000
WELL, IT'S SIMPLE.

311
00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:17,586
FINALLY, SOMEONE CAME IN
WHO HAS GOOD TASTE.

312
00:13:17,655 --> 00:13:19,413
AND HE'S COMING BACK TOMORROW.

313
00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:24,310
EXCUSE ME, KAREN,
BUT I GOT TO WHIP UP SOME MORE.

314
00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:25,724
NOW, I WAIT.

315
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:27,620
I WAIT UNTIL HE RETURNS.

316
00:13:27,689 --> 00:13:29,896
I WAIT.

317
00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:31,448
I WAIT.

318
00:13:32,862 --> 00:13:34,379
I WAIT.

319
00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:38,758
I WAIT.

320
00:13:38,827 --> 00:13:40,344
French narrator:
EIGHT HOURS LATER.

321
00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:41,689
[SNORING]

322
00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:43,000
[CHIMING...]

323
00:13:43,068 --> 00:13:44,379
HUH, NAT, HELLO?

324
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:45,655
HUH?

325
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:48,137
WHAT?

326
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:51,517
UGH, IT'S CLOSING TIME.

327
00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:55,068
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN IT WAS
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

328
00:13:55,137 --> 00:13:56,413
HEY.

329
00:13:56,482 --> 00:13:58,275
WELL, HELLO, NAT.

330
00:13:58,344 --> 00:13:59,862
I CAME BACK LIKE
I SAID YESTERDAY.

331
00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:01,482
YOU CERTAINLY DID, DIDN'T YOU?

332
00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:02,724
[CHUCKLING]

333
00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:04,344
I'D LIKE ANOTHER
CHUM STICK, PLEASE.

334
00:14:04,413 --> 00:14:06,517
WELL, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, NAT.

335
00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:09,862
I HAPPEN TO HAVE A QUITE
DELECTABLE ONE RIGHT HERE.

336
00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:11,655
OH, BOY.

337
00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:18,551
IS IT OK?OK?

338
00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,793
IT'S PERFECTION!

339
00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:23,068
[LAUGHING]

340
00:14:23,137 --> 00:14:25,034
HEY, HOW ABOUT I HAVE ANOTHER?

341
00:14:25,103 --> 00:14:28,931
YOU BET YOU.

342
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,068
OOH, BOY.

343
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,655
I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW GOOD
THESE THINGS ARE.

344
00:14:32,724 --> 00:14:33,965
AH, WELL, YOU KNOW.

345
00:14:34,034 --> 00:14:35,793
ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU TOMORROW.

346
00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:37,068
WHAT?

347
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,689
YOU'RE COMING BACK AGAIN?

348
00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:40,620
OH, YOU KNOW IT.

349
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:43,620
AND THE DAY AFTER THAT,
AND THE NEXT WEEK AFTER THAT.

350
00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:47,931
YOU'VE GOT A REGULAR CUSTOMER
ON YOUR HANDS.

351
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,310
OH, MY.

352
00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:51,000
THIS IS AMAZING.

353
00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:53,310
AT LAST, I'VE GOT MY REVENGE.

354
00:14:53,379 --> 00:14:55,068
[LAUGHING]

355
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,344
[LAUGHING]

356
00:14:58,413 --> 00:15:00,172
♪ ROLLING, ROLLING, ROLLING ♪

357
00:15:00,241 --> 00:15:03,586
♪ MONEY KEEPS ON ROLLING
ALONG ♪

358
00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:04,931
[LAUGHING]

359
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,620
ONE MORE TIME.

360
00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:07,758
WHOA!

361
00:15:07,827 --> 00:15:09,379
NO WAY, PLANKTON.

362
00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:13,965
YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME FORMULA
THIS TIME OR ANY TIME.

363
00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:17,724
DON'T BOTHER.

364
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:18,827
THERE'S NO NEED.

365
00:15:18,896 --> 00:15:20,379
WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

366
00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:24,551
I'M JUST SAYING, I NO LONGER
NEED TO COPY YOU, KRABS.

367
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:27,482
I'VE GOT MY OWN
WINNING RECIPE NOW.

368
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:28,758
[LAUGHING]

369
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,517
YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY, MAN.

370
00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:32,448
YOU THINK YOU CAN
COMPETE WITH ME?

371
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,172
LOOK, PLANKTON.

372
00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:36,103
LOOK AT ALL THESE
LOYAL CUSTOMERS.

373
00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:38,551
LOYAL TO ME, PLANKTON,
NOT TO YOU.

374
00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:40,068
Nat: HEY, PLANKTON!

375
00:15:40,137 --> 00:15:41,758
CAN I GET ANOTHER ONE
OF YOUR DELICIOUS CHUM STICKS?

376
00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:44,862
BUT OF COURSE, LOYAL CUSTOMER.

377
00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:46,241
[GRUNTING]

378
00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:47,931
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, LOSER.

379
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,724
MUCH LATER.

380
00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:50,896
[LAUGHING]

381
00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:52,413
OH NO.

382
00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:53,862
HOW CAN THIS BE?

383
00:15:53,931 --> 00:15:54,896
BOY, FRONT AND CENTER.

384
00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:56,241
YES, SIR.

385
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,931
PLANKTON'S TRYING
TO OVERTHROW ME BUSINESS.

386
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,724
HE'S GOT A CUSTOMER
THAT ACTUALLY LIKES HIS FOOD.

387
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:04,896
YOU GOT TO GET THAT GUY
BACK ON OUR SIDE WITH
A COUPLE OF KRABBY PATTIES.

388
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:08,275
OH, YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, SIR.

389
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,793
PARDON ME, YOU SMART FELLOW.

390
00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:13,862
DOWN HERE.

391
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,206
[LAUGHING]

392
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:21,758
WHY SETTLE FOR PLANKTON'S LUMPY
CHUM WHEN YOU CAN ENJOY A
STEAMING KRABBY PATTY FOR FREE?

393
00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:23,034
[GROANING]

394
00:16:23,103 --> 00:16:24,379
NO, THANKS.

395
00:16:30,482 --> 00:16:32,482
BARNACLES.

396
00:16:33,896 --> 00:16:35,206
THERE HE IS.

397
00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:38,413
JUST IN TIME FOR BREAKFAST.

398
00:16:40,862 --> 00:16:42,241
OH.

399
00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:44,310
I AM SUCH A CLUMSY OAF.

400
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,620
I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS
TO THIS KRABBY PATTY

401
00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:50,206
WHILE I STEP CAREFULLY
OVER THIS ROCK HERE.

402
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:54,379
OH, NO.

403
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,896
TOO LATE.

404
00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:58,965
NO, NO!

405
00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,310
[GRUNTING]

406
00:17:00,379 --> 00:17:01,517
OOPS.

407
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:02,620
[GRUNTING]

408
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,827
OOPS.

409
00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:04,931
[GRUNTING]

410
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:05,931
OOPS.

411
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,931
[GRUNTING]
OOPS.

412
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,413
OH, COME ON, NAT.

413
00:17:08,482 --> 00:17:11,931
JUST ONE ACCIDENTAL BITE.

414
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,551
[PANTING]

415
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:15,827
I SEE YOU'RE NOT
HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.

416
00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:18,068
BUT I'M TELLING YOU,
THAT KRABBY PATTY IS GONNA MAKE
A GREAT SNACK LATER.

417
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,965
YEAH, DO ME A FAVOR.

418
00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:26,172
FROM NOW ON, KEEP THOSE
SHABBY PATTIES TO YOURSELF.

419
00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:28,586
OH, FISH PASTE.

420
00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:32,724
Plankton: NAT.

421
00:17:32,793 --> 00:17:34,241
BACK ALREADY?

422
00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:35,655
THAT'S THE FIFTH TIME TODAY.

423
00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:37,103
NOT THAT I'M SURPRISED.

424
00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:42,172
KAREN, BABE, FETCH NAT ANOTHER
PLATE OF THAT SWEET CHUM.

425
00:17:42,241 --> 00:17:44,551
Yes, your diminutiveness.

426
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:47,482
SAY, NAT, DO YOU
HAVE ANY FRIENDS?

427
00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:49,000
NO.

428
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,724
♪ DOO-DOO-DOO,
DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO ♪

429
00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:53,482
[LAUGHING]

430
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,000
WOULD YOU HURRY UP
WITH THAT CHUM, KAREN?

431
00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:56,620
SpongeBob: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

432
00:17:56,689 --> 00:17:59,034
KEEP YOUR TINY
PANTS ON, PLANKTON.

433
00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:00,620
BLEEP BLOOP.

434
00:18:00,689 --> 00:18:01,931
THERE'S YOUR CHUM.

435
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,689
BLEEP BLAP BLOP.

436
00:18:03,758 --> 00:18:05,689
HEY, THIS DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE CHUM.

437
00:18:05,758 --> 00:18:08,068
AND THAT DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE KAREN.

438
00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:10,724
WHY, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS,
MY HUSBAND.

439
00:18:10,793 --> 00:18:11,931
BLEEP BLAP.

440
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,827
OF COURSE IT'S ME.

441
00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:15,862
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH KAREN, YOU BRUTE?

442
00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:18,689
[MUMBLING AND BEEPING]

443
00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:20,931
HOW MANY TIMES DO I
HAVE TO TELL YOU?

444
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,310
I DON'T WANT TO EAT YOUR TRASH!

445
00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:27,034
PLANKTON'S CHUM IS MY FAVORITE
BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER.

446
00:18:27,103 --> 00:18:29,931
I LOVE CHUM!

447
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,620
SO FORGET IT.

448
00:18:31,689 --> 00:18:33,724
I DON'T WANT
TO EAT ANYTHING ELSE.

449
00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:37,517
SO YOU'RE SAYING
THAT YOU LOVE CHUM?

450
00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:40,103
AND ALL THAT YOU EVER
EAT IS CHUM?

451
00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:41,827
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

452
00:18:41,896 --> 00:18:44,413
INTERESTING.

453
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,551
[TOILET FLUSHING]

454
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:51,931
A SHORTCUT TO THE CHUM BUCKET.

455
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,896
HM, THAT MUST BE FOR ME.

456
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:58,517
[WHISTLING...]

457
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,206
WELCOME, VALUED CUSTOMER.

458
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,275
THIS ISN'T THE CHUM BUCKET.

459
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,448
[LAUGHING]

460
00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:12,827
WHY GO TO THE CHUM BUCKET
WHEN THE KRUSTY KRAB HAS ADDED
TASTY CHUM TO OUR MENU?

461
00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:14,620
THAT'S OK.

462
00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:16,965
I ONLY EAT
CHUM BUCKET BRAND CHUM.

463
00:19:17,034 --> 00:19:20,137
BUT WE'VE DEVELOPED
A SPECIAL RECIPE FOR THE MOST
DISCERNING CHUM LOVERS.

464
00:19:20,206 --> 00:19:22,862
BESIDES, I'VE LOCKED
ALL THE EXITS UNTIL
YOU GIVE IT A TRY.

465
00:19:22,931 --> 00:19:24,206
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

466
00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:30,172
[GAGGING]

467
00:19:30,241 --> 00:19:31,517
YOU LIKE IT?

468
00:19:31,586 --> 00:19:32,793
[GAGGING]

469
00:19:32,862 --> 00:19:34,206
IT'S...

470
00:19:34,275 --> 00:19:35,586
YEAH?

471
00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:36,758
IT'S...

472
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,551
[GAGGING]

473
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,655
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

474
00:19:40,724 --> 00:19:44,172
IT'S THE SECOND FOULEST THING
I'VE EVER TASTED.

475
00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:46,655
[COUGHING]

476
00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:49,344
I'M GOING BACK
TO PLANKTON'S CHUM.

477
00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:51,068
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

478
00:19:51,137 --> 00:19:54,241
I CAN'T LET PLANKTON HAVE
SO MUCH AS ONE SINGLE CUSTOMER.

479
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:56,620
[SOBBING]: I JUST
CAN'T AFFORD IT.

480
00:19:56,689 --> 00:19:58,793
[CRYING]

481
00:19:58,862 --> 00:20:01,068
I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE CHUM
THAT'S AS GOOD AS PLANKTON'S.

482
00:20:01,137 --> 00:20:05,241
BUT TO DO THAT, I'D NEED TO KNOW
HOW PLANKTON MAKES HIS CHUM.

483
00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:08,758
HM.

484
00:20:08,827 --> 00:20:10,551
THAT'S IT, BOY-O.

485
00:20:17,586 --> 00:20:18,965
WHERE COULD IT BE?

486
00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:20,517
THERE.

487
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,551
PLANKTON'S SECRET FORMULA.

488
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:24,000
IT'S GOT TO BE IN HERE.

489
00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:25,241
[SIREN BLARING...]

490
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:26,862
[GASPING]

491
00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:28,931
[GRUNTING]

492
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,379
[LAUGHING]

493
00:20:30,448 --> 00:20:32,137
WHAT DO YOU THINK, KRABS, BABY?

494
00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:37,758
THIS TIME, I CAUGHT YOU TRYING
TO STEAL MY SECRET FORMULA.

495
00:20:37,827 --> 00:20:39,551
IRONIC, ISN'T IT?

496
00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:42,620
UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE
NO WAY OF KNOWING.

497
00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:45,724
YOU SEE, CRABS ARE NOT BORN WITH
AN INNATE INKLING OF IRONY.

498
00:20:45,793 --> 00:20:46,931
OUCH.

499
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,241
DOUBLE IRONY.

500
00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,793
SpongeBob: TRIPLE
IRONY, PLANKTON.

501
00:20:49,862 --> 00:20:52,586
THOUGH YOU NABBED KRABS
TRYING TO STEAL YOUR FORMULA

502
00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:55,137
I'M STILL HERE TO FOIL
YOUR EVIL PLANS.

503
00:20:55,206 --> 00:20:58,379
SO IT'S LIKE A DOLLOP OF IRONY
ON TOP OF AN IRONIC TWIST.

504
00:20:58,448 --> 00:20:59,793
[GROANING]

505
00:20:59,862 --> 00:21:01,724
SpongeBob: I MEAN,
JUST THINK ABOUT THAT.

506
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:06,172
YOU KNOW, IN A WEIRD WAY,
IT'S LIKE WE NEVER LEFT THE...

507
00:21:06,241 --> 00:21:09,689
GOOD THING I SPRANG FOR
THE DUAL SPOON INSTALLATION.

508
00:21:09,758 --> 00:21:12,206
Karen: Call it
a computer's intuition

509
00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:17,275
but I sense your regular
approaching with an unusually
large wad of cash.

510
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:20,068
LOOK AT ALL THAT LOOT.

511
00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:21,689
Plankton: THAT'S RIGHT, KRABS.

512
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:23,862
AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
KEEP LOOKING WHEN MY CUSTOMER

513
00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:27,241
COMES IN AND PAYS ME
FOR MY CHUM.

514
00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:31,413
OH, JUST PUT ME
OUT OF ME MISERY.

515
00:21:31,482 --> 00:21:34,793
BACK FOR MORE OF
MY DELICIOUS CHUM, I SEE.

516
00:21:34,862 --> 00:21:36,517
NOT THIS TIME.

517
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:37,482
HUH?

518
00:21:37,551 --> 00:21:39,241
NOT EVER AGAIN.

519
00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:41,137
THE DEAL'S OFF, COMPUTER.

520
00:21:41,206 --> 00:21:43,034
I CAN'T EAT ANOTHER BITE
OF THAT SLOP, NO MATTER
HOW MUCH YOU PAY ME.

521
00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:44,206
[STAMMERING]

522
00:21:44,275 --> 00:21:46,448
HUH?

523
00:21:46,517 --> 00:21:51,172
I HAVE EATEN 10 OF THOSE THINGS,
AND I'VE ALREADY HAD TO GO
TO THE DOCTOR, TWICE.

524
00:21:51,241 --> 00:21:54,827
[GROANING...]

525
00:21:58,965 --> 00:22:03,758
IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE GETTING
MY STOMACH PUMPED... AGAIN.

526
00:22:04,068 --> 00:22:06,137
[GROANING]

527
00:22:06,206 --> 00:22:08,241
WHAT'S THE DEAL, KAREN?

528
00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:13,862
The deal was that I paid Nat
to eat your chum so you'd quit
your constant complaining.

529
00:22:13,931 --> 00:22:20,896
ALL THIS TIME, I NEVER
HAD ONE REGULAR CUSTOMER?

530
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,137
Karen: Duh.

531
00:22:22,206 --> 00:22:23,758
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

532
00:22:23,827 --> 00:22:26,275
WHY WOULD ANYONE
EVER EAT MY SLOP?

533
00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:28,586
Ugh, there he goes again.

534
00:22:28,655 --> 00:22:30,034
Cut it out, Plankton.

535
00:22:30,103 --> 00:22:32,241
WHAT?

536
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:36,275
IT'S JUST OBVIOUS THAT I'M
A COMPLETE FAILURE AND A WASTE
OF A LOWER LIFE FORM.

537
00:22:36,344 --> 00:22:38,655
OH, WOE IS ME.

538
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:39,827
[SOBBING]

539
00:22:39,896 --> 00:22:41,034
QUICKLY.

540
00:22:41,103 --> 00:22:42,724
NOW IS THE TIME
TO BEAT A HASTY RETREAT.

541
00:22:42,793 --> 00:22:44,000
WHAT?

542
00:22:44,068 --> 00:22:45,448
AND MISS THIS?

543
00:22:45,517 --> 00:22:46,862
I'VE NEVER ENJOYED MESELF MORE.

544
00:22:46,931 --> 00:22:48,379
THIS IRONY'S PRETTY GOOD STUFF.

545
00:22:48,448 --> 00:22:50,034
[LAUGHING]

546
00:22:52,344 --> 00:22:55,103
[gentle music]

547
00:23:34,068 --> 00:23:35,620
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]